The Trick Story Challenge by Stuart Harrizon Cassels

As I got off The Tube, the advice I had received from my boss went round in my head... Always take the Rough and Smooth, and Do the job, get the money, do the next job ... remember - Sex, Card, Repeat... Sex, Card, Repeat...  Six Card Repeat ... No that wasn’t right! Ah, Number 6! - I was at the address. I looked at the building - it was definitely a Flash Pad.

I was Scared - thanks to the Lockdown, this was my first gig as an out of work University Lecturer of Magic turned Male Escort, and this was my first “trick” in several months. I considered it an audition - a Sex Test. Pressing the buzzer, the intercom went “Ding Dong”.  iKnow, the irony wasn’t lost on me either. “Hello,” said the voice of a lady, “get into the Lift. You can’t get lost - there is only Wand Direction to go”.
A beautiful older lady opened the door wearing a kinky French cleaner’s outfit, behind her stood her  Doppelganger  wearing a school girl’s uniform ... iCandy  and More iCandy!  “You must be Matthew. I’m Belle, and this is Rose, today is our Birthday,” They were obviously Gemini Twins.

“We requested you especially, due to your Extreme physical oddities and are very interested in your Sixth Finger and can’t wait to see your Fabulous Three Ball Trick - We always Book Test icular Freak s” These were definitely Twisted Sisters.
“Would you like to have a nibble? Perhaps a Pea Can nut?” What should I call them? Miss? Maid? Girl?
I settled for “That would be nice,  Ta Belle ”
 
Rose ordered me to take off my Anorak and shake my Money Maker. She seemed quite aggressive.
It certainly wasn’t your Classic Pass. She pulled out three ropes... This was definitely a Professor’s Nightmare. “Come closer” she ordered. I hesitated. “Get Close Up Mat!” She barked.
Surely this was not the Norm... “Kneel, Son!”
Bottle  it? I did!
Before I knew it I was Taking Notes, and Copper / Silver Coins from the table with my Thumb.“Tips!” I declared as I ran out the door and out onto The Streets, and thought Foo Can Hell... I’m not doing that gig again.