The Trick Story Challenge by Dave Bonsall
Through the Mist, a Lightning, Bolted above, it was Past Midnight after a Colossal Blizzard was Unleashed, a true Maelstrom, a Tornado that seemed Out of this World, I don’t know what Celestial Mechanics where in play on this Blank Night, but The Traveler stepped into the Limelight, this Ring Leader was the Real Deal, The Twixter, The Whistle Blower he was All Alone and As Real As It Gets, Anytime Anywhere. It was Chaotic and he came Out of the Blue, “Don’t be Alarmed” he said. It was a Hare Raising Experience.
This Smooth, Control Freak had me Cornered at the Corner of Piccadilly. His Psychological Subtleties wouldn’t work on me, I had a Sixth Sense and I’d seen his True Colours, he was Totally Nuts, it’s like he’d been Touched by Morgan Strebler and SansMinds.
But I was at The End of My Rope, I didn’t want to be in this Sticky Situation any longer, so I agreed to join him at the Casino and Real World Restaurant - Routines for Midnight Breakfast after all, he was an The Expert at the Restaurant Table and I wanted to know about the Big Revelation could this Masterpiece really be Beyond Holely?
Routines was on Boulevard 54, next door to the Waters of India Aquarium. Noted on the door in Egyptian Ink by some Freedom Writer was Creased message, the Fine Print read: For Your Entertainment Pleasure we open at the 10 O'clock Hour.
We arrived at Routines. Ding Dong, the Little Door opened. “Hello My Name Is by Cameron Francis, Welcome To My World” said the Pierced waiter, breaking his Code of Silence.
There is a Dresscode here and No Smoking, but you do Look Sharp in your Attire. The Ringmaster: Dobson and his Silent Assistant - Arthur will take you up to Level One in the Double Lift.
“Have you Booked? as there’s Standing Room Only tonight?”, said Dobson as we Shuffled down the corridor in Wand Direction.
“Hey Wise Guy are you Absolutely Nuts?” I replied “Come to your Senses, that’s Ridiculous. This is an 18+, Priceless venue with a view of a Roller Coaster,” I Snapped. And “I am The Time Traveller, The Immortal Daruma ”, I laughed, Stretching the Truth, “I Don’t Stand Up Dobson and I Quit Smoking. In fact, I’ve just got out of Rehab after 35 Years of Cheating, Fighting, and Fun and Rejoined The Quest for Mastery, it’s been a Remarkable, Transformation and I’ve Restored Credit, it’s like I’ve been Reborn”, I said Preserving Mystery. “That’s Epic, Fair Play”, said Dobson.
As we walked through the venue, in the distance, Cupid’s Arrow was at play. Some iCandy, a Princess in a Pickle, was having Sessions With Simon whilst looking at Dean’s Box. There were Extreme Possibilities of Fruity Revelations and Hanky Panky for her that night! If only Mr Golden Balls new the Insider Secrets - How To Make Love The Steve Spill Way. But hey, Split Happens, that’s the Laws of Attraction.
“Look no Hands” Said Dobson, showing me some Magic At The Bar. An Ante Gravity, Airborne Glass floated momentarily. I looked from A New Angle, it was Bizzarre.
“I know the Secrets of a Modern Wizard and have Ultimate Mind Power” said Dobson. “That was a just a Fluke and Sheer Luck” I said, secretly Taking Notes!
“Take a Seat” said Dobson, placing us next to a Popcorn Machine or was it a Vending Machine? It was Food For Thought.
“What’s your Poison? He asked 49 Seconds later, would you like a Super Latex Sports Drink?” No, I’ll have a Scotch & Soda with an Extra Shot and he’ll have a Perrier With a Twist” I replied.
“And to eat?” “Nothing But The Best for me; Peas 'n Pears and make sure they’re Perfect Peas with Frye's Chips, and a Chip Butty 2. On Second Thoughts, a Pineapple Surprise with Water and Ice would make a Delicious Change and he’ll have the Exquisite, French Bred Winners from the Pizza Oven. Toasted To the Max with two Rice Bowls, Just for Fun and I Still Fancy A Pot Of Jam.”
A Taste of Chaos? Yes! Audacious even, but my tongue was Affected by Berglas after he gave me a Flaming Coffee that was Too Hot to Handle and I now have Absolute Zero taste.
At the Table behind, I thought I heard some Clever Deck giving Confessions Of Corporate Warrior, but alas, it was just some Dial-Abolical, Celebrity Smart Ass playing Insane, Brain Games and Cheating At Blackjack using a Decoy. No Fair Play there, where his Family Values.
What Devious Standards this Control Freak had with his Confident Deceptions thinking he was an Expert at the Card Table, he was nothing more than a Cockroach Catcher - Disguised as Doggy-Do!
When it was time to Cash Out, I looked at the Balance of our bill. “That’s Extortion” I complained, but I pulled out my JOL Hip Wallet, Overstuft with Treasures.
“Hey check out this Cool Cash”, I said “Spoiler Alert it’s Counterfeit, the Fake is Flawless, they’re like Gold Dust, I make it using Factory Blanks, add a touch of Flare, a little Oil and Water (Less is More), then Holy COW, you have Limitless, Pocket of Emergency Cash it was Childsplay. It’s a rea lMoney Maker better than Credit Card Fraud. In fact it’s a Miser's Dream to any Street Thief”.
Unfortunately I had no Clean Cash, so I paid with The Pennies I’d earned from performing Extreme Human Body Stunts, It made No Sense but ...Lifes a Beach and I’m a Party Animal.
It was now Early, Dobson had left, there was Sunshine, we Split and I Hit the Road.
Outside, I heard Clap and Cheer and a Scream as Children Laugh Louder, Kidding Around, Banding Around with Jumping Jacks, Kids Love The Classics, like a Mouse to Cheese, it was Partytime with Pointless, Plots and Ploys. Then one of the kids left, so Then There Were 4, Four Nightmares, I Hate Kids! It’s a Free Choice, no Big Deal, that’s my Laughter Legacy.
A Blackbird flys by then a Barking Dog and Rabbits Rabbits Everywhere and that was when I heard it:“Stand and Deliver”, the voice said, Til Death Do Us Part. A Chill ran down my spine, it was a Hold Up, who was this Villain, this, Gunslinger Pro? I was Frozen In Time and Up Shot Creek as he held a Jumbo Cap Gun, Point Blank to my head, Size Does Matter and if he pulled the Trigger, I wasn’t Bulletproof, if only it was a Tiny Plunger.
Luckily though, I was a Ninja Plus and a master of the 100th Monkey technique and as I wasn’t Outnumbered - Here I Go Again, “Timing Is Everything and it’s time for your Departure,” I Cracked!
There was a Big Bang as I Side-Swiped the Smiling Assassin with a Palm Punch it was a Blistering,Blow, the Money Shot. I landed it Bang On 2 leaving him Bruised, I had the Edge and was in my Element.
He had Flare and was Flawless and Flashy, but I was Fast and Loose and had an Electric Touch. Then I saw it he had a Hidden, Billet Knife, all I had was A Single Needle.
We fought Cheek to Cheek, it was Chaos, he kicked me in the Lunch Box, it was a Lucky Strike a Sucker Punch and On Target, On The Mark.
That pushed me Over the Edge and I gave no Warning as I Unleashed, Unknown Forces it was Mind Over Matter as my Digits of Deception gave him an Extreme Burn and whipped up a Chinese Snowstorm that Blinded this Freak it was a Triumph. Holy COW, I was the Champ it was a Four King Miracle, a Plunge Of Death, I was the Killer Elite Pro.
Time to go home, enough playing, I need A Day with Finn Jon!
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